The pool was sloshing with golden dog hair and fallen raspberries, the patio furniture covered in bird poop and little cottonwood pods that stuck to my socks when I limped inside to flush a gallon of Dad’s warm urine down the toilet. My little sister Chelsea, the baby of the family at seventeen, danced around the table in a bikini and a fuzzy pink cover-up, crushing the can of Coke in her hand as she took swigs.
Dad was tan-limbed from all our walks and sweaty, his blue eyes clear and alert, his lips chapped. They were curled on his lap on a Tommy Hilfiger American flag pillow from my older sister Tiffany’s room, as if ready to peck out an alternate ending if only given the chance.
(seeing him smile awkwardly she puts her head in her hand) Let me offer you some friendly advice! (Grissom looks through the mircoscope at the sand) Now, if this were natural sand, the surface would be smooth. (leaves, Catherine stands there for a moment)Sara: Going back to the girl. (Grissom stares at Sara, absolutely no expression on his face. Catherine stares)Sara: (looking at Brenda's coloring) That's very pretty. (Brenda puts the crayon down) Want to go for another ride? She was wrapped tight---maybe tighter than I realized---which would have decreased the corpse's exposure to insects Doc Robbins: The elements really got to her. (Grissom starts opening the package) Yeah, well, hey, just a second. Give an innocent bystander a chance to clear out, will you? According to the bomb data center which has a record of every component used in any bomb -- from Ted Kaczynski to teenage boys playing with fireworks -- the most recent timing device of choice is made by Time Tell Snooze Well, .99 at any local drugstore. (leaves)Catherine: I-I hope you had your hepatitis B shot. Greg turns around and finds himself face to face with Grissom.
Since TFS is a Ragtag Bunch of Misfits composed of veteran Abridged Series creators, they tend to be funny.
Here are some moments that aren't associated with their actual abridgements, which can be found in the following pages: Gan: AH, MY GOD, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
And after that, if you don't feel like King Kong on cocaine, then you can quit. If you want to pull girls then you gotta get aggressive! This looks more like Fremont Street on a Saturday night... Sara breaks out into a smile and stands up) Give me a little credit. (Warrick snickers at the fast one Sara just pulled on Grissom and Catherine. (without saying anything, Brenda pushes the paper and all the crayons off the table and onto the floor. Normally a blanket or clothing doesn't impact insect maturation. Grissom and his insects are going to have to figure that one out. You have indentation marks on your nose from reading glasses. Your occupation's not listed in the file, but I think that you had a white-collar job. (she hands him the clock)Ecklie: Is no longer private. (Grissom gets up and starts searching for more bones, Catherine follows) Did you? or indicate consensual sex or what we would call "avid." Injuries around the dinner hour ... The woman hasn't done anything to help her partner thus sustaining serious bruising. He takes the headpiece off of his head and reports) I, uh, compared the DNA from the tooth with hair follicles found inside the headdress.
The back of my arm isn’t touching the sheepskin but there was sheepskin fibres on the back of Laura’s sleeve which tells us that she sat back like a normal person. (David looks up in surprise then she smiles sweetly at him)Greg: Oh, nothing. A normal human protein level is between 15 to 45 milligrams. Catherine: (jerks her thumb to where the suspects are sitting) Why don't you tell them that? A few hours ago, the PD found her car at the bus station. [as he talks the camera makes note of the saliva that comes out of his mouth naturally in illustration of what he just said] What can you tell me about the hottie that goes inside this blouse, huh? Ecklie: If you'd have checked the docket like everybody else you would've known what was happening. (Ecklie holds the pot out to Grissom, Grissom hits the pot out of Ecklie's hand, it flies across the room and breaks against the door) Guess you don't want cream with that. Grissom notices the broken glass, and how the coffee drips on to it from the door, he makes the connection with this and the melted glass from the bedroom closet at the crime scene)Grissom: Look ... The cause of this fire was an electrical overload in the wall.